heather
A nutcase that you cant help but love: Heather!
_Heather: Such a cutie pie that is always a great time; drinking and going ham or just chillin’ like a baller. She is so funny just being herself verses being funny with throwing out mad jokes. Describing Heather is like writing a book because it can be said in so many ways but in
the end it would be the best book you ever read. Her swag is so original and legendary there can only be one; from standing by herself with that awkward look to doing the most random shit looking like a crack head to going hard in the paint to being the first girl on the Stay Wasted Crew! I first met Heather at a Halloween kegger; we first locked eyes when she came down the stairs with two other girls dressed as “Crazy Irish women” which I loudly proclaimed across the room “YOU THINK YOUR IRISH?!” Getting a the women’s attention was easy considering I’m the shit and when we were talking I was explaining to them that I have my own website and I wrote a book about getting drunk and such.
Heather: “Am I going to be in your book?”
Porch: "Yeah I'm going to write about this weekend! So this is like live television!"
Heather: "Are you going to remember my name?"
Porch: “Honestly I'm probably going to call you big tits."
From that day on Heather and I have been chilling, partying, and all that good stuff since! We clicked and grew a friendship instantly as if we have been friends for years; a person like that is special and is hard to find since there are so few left in this world. Heather is the few of many that is a real, honest, tells it how it is, and very kind hearted person. For me to describe Heather in one word for the girls that wanna be as perfect as can be is “Exquisite”
the end it would be the best book you ever read. Her swag is so original and legendary there can only be one; from standing by herself with that awkward look to doing the most random shit looking like a crack head to going hard in the paint to being the first girl on the Stay Wasted Crew! I first met Heather at a Halloween kegger; we first locked eyes when she came down the stairs with two other girls dressed as “Crazy Irish women” which I loudly proclaimed across the room “YOU THINK YOUR IRISH?!” Getting a the women’s attention was easy considering I’m the shit and when we were talking I was explaining to them that I have my own website and I wrote a book about getting drunk and such.
Heather: “Am I going to be in your book?”
Porch: "Yeah I'm going to write about this weekend! So this is like live television!"
Heather: "Are you going to remember my name?"
Porch: “Honestly I'm probably going to call you big tits."
From that day on Heather and I have been chilling, partying, and all that good stuff since! We clicked and grew a friendship instantly as if we have been friends for years; a person like that is special and is hard to find since there are so few left in this world. Heather is the few of many that is a real, honest, tells it how it is, and very kind hearted person. For me to describe Heather in one word for the girls that wanna be as perfect as can be is “Exquisite”