Welcome to my world.
Beer Belly Drinking.
Where to begin with this crushed beer can of a life? Maybe crack another beer for another tale because honestly…that’s how every weekend is. I’m a bit of a grasshopper pub crawling around the world as much as I can on every given opportunity. In 1990 life began in Chicago, IL and only three months later I was taking my first road trip across the country with my family. Starting life off with a close to 10,000 mile long road trip will put a stamp on your life. For me, I feel like that stamp gave me to power to socialize in any given location with any given soul considered to be human. But really, I’m the kind of guy who will get along with almost anyone willing to spend hours on end feeding their liver. Being 100% Irish and ended up living in Ireland for ten years will but another stamp into your life. And again, for me, I think that stamp hit my liver turning it into iron preparing it for heavy sessions ahead of me. As for those sessions, that’s where this party reading blog comes in! I started this blog up simply because of the fact to show how awesome I really am. Now, to explain my awesomeness, that would be a spider web of a conversation; so how about a quick summary of all of this? Well, college consists of boring classes, hooking up with chicks, smoking weed, and drinking booze. It all goes back to high school, from being a two-beer-queer to having shitty sex but yet feeling awesome. It’s all practice until you grow up into the adult world and let the real mischief begin. College life isn't the only party environment, they are everywhere and I’m going to find them all. My name is Porch and this is the party life of your average Irish Hooligan.
Stay Wasted, Porch.
Stay Wasted, Porch.
Stay Wasted college visits!
"Bout to go H.A.M."
Stay Wasted has been going very well over the last few years and now I believe it is time to take it to the next level and start promoting at selected colleges. These Stay Wasted college visits will be video recorded and then edited into a drunken, outrageous, liver-killing video that sums up our shit-faced weekend. I am looking for people who can go hard in the fucking paint! So hard that there will be no mercy on what will be put in your direction; no matter what time of the day or where we are located; the type of people that go hard until there is nothing left to fuck up even if it leaves you stranded in the most random places. First off, I need a select amount of people that want to be a part of this (approved by myself) and then we select our college that will never forget the Stay Wasted Crew. If we have yet to meet/get drunk together you will have a try out party night with myself to see if you qualify for this project. For further information message me on Facebook, contact me via the Stay Wasted website under “Contact Porch”, or E-mail me at [email protected].
Stay Wasted, Porch.
Stay Wasted, Porch.
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