Flip
Flip & Joakim Noah
_Flip: It was summer of 2009 and I’m drinking away! This girl Shelby comes to this party I’m at to pick up her hookah and then she was going to leave. She came with two other lads; Flip and Lil CJ. I meet them and they seem really cool. Not even a couple steps towards the house Flip starts to convince Shelby to stay so we can get faded and then he whips this out on me: “Yo you want me to call some bitches? I’m going to call Eva.” Yes! He got points for seeming cool and wanting to stay and get drunk, now he just dropped a bomb and instantly suggesting bitches? And Eva is a hottie on top of that! Yep this kid is staying at this party. We walk in and I grab beers for all. Shelby tells me to chug a beer for Flip and Lil CJ. I chug a beer in about 4 seconds and Flip bets I can’t chug another one. You can tell he just met me. I fill it up and chug it again. He didn’t see that coming! Then he says: “If you chug another beer I’m walking out of here.” Chugged another beer and said “Start walking.” The socializing of this kid I love. A lot of people are scared to throw them out there and shit. Not Flip, he’s always great to have on your side for any drunken adventure. We continued to get fucked up that night and now every weekend. If I could describe Flip in one word it would be “ThaShit.”